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Da1nonlysage
Bronx, New York | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Chris
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
I hate talking about myself because it seems like I’m bragging. Umm I have a beer belly. And I need specific questions to be asked if you want to know anything.
I’m looking for a goofy, fun, smart Black Woman who can hold a conversation and doesn’t get confused when I talk science or money. I don’t have an issue dating a woman with (A!) kid, and I don’t have any myself yet. You don’t have to be fit, but please don’t weigh more than me. I’m around 175lbs at 5’10”. We all have our preferences!
I’m looking for a goofy, fun, smart Black Woman who can hold a conversation and doesn’t get confused when I talk science or money. I don’t have an issue dating a woman with (A!) kid, and I don’t have any myself yet. You don’t have to be fit, but please don’t weigh more than me. I’m around 175lbs at 5’10”. We all have our preferences!
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Light Brown
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is
Director of Sales
I Make This Much In A Year
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Movies, Games, Theater, Travel, Cars, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
A nice walk in the park so we can talk and make fun of some weirdos. Maybe be some weirdos ourselves haha
I've Always Wanted To Try
LSD
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Obscure
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
To make my great great grandchildren’s lives easier
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Family, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rap, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Business, Comic, Computers, Fiction, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is
Anything but silence
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Someone who is compassionate, empathetic, and beautiful.
(What I find beautiful)
(What I find beautiful)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage