Funny, deep and thoughtful!

First name

Brandon

I Can Speak

English, Spanish, German

I Would Describe Myself As

I’m orig from Kansas City, lived here for 32 years. I’m a killer piano player, ex-massage therapist and current carpenter. I love my neighborhood, I love my two cats, I’m a happily-wired human who reads, cooks, owns my own business and is stocky but healthy.

And I love women of color. I haven’t dated a white girl for years now. Lol I just realized it’s my preference. I’m drawn to athletic and top-heavy, but I truly love all shapes, sizes and smiles. I bring a lot to the table and look for women who are funny, first and foremost, and can talk about practically anything. I’m a Scorpio (NOT a crazy one!) and have a great imagination.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

My Job Title Is

The Boss (lol)

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Music, Tv, Movies, Theater

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Lunch & a walk

I've Always Wanted To Try

So many things, I can’t think of one right now...

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Goofy

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Very Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

to always maintain happiness and express gratitude and be present

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Classical, Jazz, Ambient, Soul

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Fiction, Instructional, Political, Science, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Being at a bar with my besties

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Boldness, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

I love a person who is empowered and obviously comfortable with themselves. A hilarious sense of humor is mandatory and just let your freak flag fly!

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Intimate, Committed