I am way taller in person
JamezTheBoogie
Houston, Texas | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I am so normal it's weird to most people, regular guy with big hopes and dreams
To beard or not to beard, that is the question....I chop it off, it grows back, I trim it, I let it run wild, I leave it on bathroom floor, I comb it in my spare time....depends on my mood how my face will look...it's really like youre getting a 2 for 1 when you date me- never know what guy you might get- the bearded guy or the non bearded guy
At times I wonder why I torture myself with this platform. It's a confirmation of what Big Booty Sheila (not what I named her, that's what everybody called her) told me in 4th grade. "Eww, you weird!!" Since then my luck with the ladies has been doomed. This site is a comical reminder of my unattractiveness but Im a dreamer so I'll fight the good fight. At least Im not short.
Important Things to Know About Me:
I love music....I love being in the sun....Sleep is for people who don't like being awake.....Never been to the rodeo in my life...There is a real life contract on my head, the Chicken's at Tyson's said I have taken out too many of their family and friends- the Rooster sees me and calls his boss....I am not a fan of big crowds... I believe in Magic, not the mystical powers but the man- Ervin Johnson, he been out here WINNING to the tune of a Billion dollars and people don't even talk about his HIV status....Wale is probably my favorite Nigerian ever.... Jodeci should be enshrined into the RB Hall of Fame...... Im tall but Im not a giant
To beard or not to beard, that is the question....I chop it off, it grows back, I trim it, I let it run wild, I leave it on bathroom floor, I comb it in my spare time....depends on my mood how my face will look...it's really like youre getting a 2 for 1 when you date me- never know what guy you might get- the bearded guy or the non bearded guy
At times I wonder why I torture myself with this platform. It's a confirmation of what Big Booty Sheila (not what I named her, that's what everybody called her) told me in 4th grade. "Eww, you weird!!" Since then my luck with the ladies has been doomed. This site is a comical reminder of my unattractiveness but Im a dreamer so I'll fight the good fight. At least Im not short.
Important Things to Know About Me:
I love music....I love being in the sun....Sleep is for people who don't like being awake.....Never been to the rodeo in my life...There is a real life contract on my head, the Chicken's at Tyson's said I have taken out too many of their family and friends- the Rooster sees me and calls his boss....I am not a fan of big crowds... I believe in Magic, not the mystical powers but the man- Ervin Johnson, he been out here WINNING to the tune of a Billion dollars and people don't even talk about his HIV status....Wale is probably my favorite Nigerian ever.... Jodeci should be enshrined into the RB Hall of Fame...... Im tall but Im not a giant
Sign
Cancer
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Doesnt Matter