Looking for someone to slay dragons w/me
Niceguy4sure
Denver, Colorado | Bărbat În căutare de Femeie
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Kevin
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I would love to tell you about my my theory of life and relationships ironically i can't spell to save my life,and i writer all the time . Dragons castles and dragon slayers is the key for a happy healthy life /relationship I have to tell you that verbally it's really unique and quite clever quite true it my core beliefs and I won't mess it up by trying to write it out because it'll make no sense plus I don't tell it to every Tom Dick and Harry LOL.
Ok
who am I let's see because I consider myself a stand-up comedian not really I had started doing a little Open mic stand up before covid-19 hit anyway a lot of guys profiles are really funny to me so many people describe yourself like they describe their pets ,it crazy
how people throw the word love around when someone looks you in your eyes and tells you how much they love you and right then a friend walked up to them hell it dose not even have to be someone they even know and the tell them OMG I love your. shoes and all I think is damn I'm in competition with a pair of shoes and the shoes my be winning because I didn't get a OMG . My sense of humor maybe one of the reasons I'm out here because when my ex used to tell me or ask me you know how much I love you Kevin and I would reply as much as you love insert_____here
I'm out here it'll be in your best interest get to know me good Dependable honest hard-working I rolled over when scratch my belly I just saying lol
my name is Kevin life is too short not to have fun
You know if you play golf and don't mined if I watch Nascar every now and then I have a question for you will you marry me ..
I'm apretty basic kind of guy.
I believe try to do the next right thing .
I believe in telling the truth because it's too hard to remember what lie you told and who you told it to
I also believe that if you're in a committed relationship you shouldn't go around humping other people .
I'm 56 and I have the ****drive of a 18 yr old man the only I know how to use it ,passionate kissing snuggling holding hands a simple kiss good -ect- a smile a wink across a crowded room little thing like that help keep the big thing manageable I'm a ****al creature if you're not then i'm probably not for you , if you just looking for a hook up girl I'll make you scream your own name .lol
I think the first date at the driving range hitting a bucket of balls maybe have a drink
Or something of that nature go somewhere that we don't dress up everybody cleans up nicely in a relationship 90% of the time you not in your sunday-go-to-meeting clothes you and your jeans or sweats your regular shorts walk around like Cinderella before we met a fairy god mother so I want to see you and want you to see me how you'll see me most of the time that makes sense
anyway my my time's up I hope you enjoy yourself and remember always keep tip your waitresses
Lol
Kevin out
Thank for taking the time to decipher this whatever you want to call it .
Ok
who am I let's see because I consider myself a stand-up comedian not really I had started doing a little Open mic stand up before covid-19 hit anyway a lot of guys profiles are really funny to me so many people describe yourself like they describe their pets ,it crazy
how people throw the word love around when someone looks you in your eyes and tells you how much they love you and right then a friend walked up to them hell it dose not even have to be someone they even know and the tell them OMG I love your. shoes and all I think is damn I'm in competition with a pair of shoes and the shoes my be winning because I didn't get a OMG . My sense of humor maybe one of the reasons I'm out here because when my ex used to tell me or ask me you know how much I love you Kevin and I would reply as much as you love insert_____here
I'm out here it'll be in your best interest get to know me good Dependable honest hard-working I rolled over when scratch my belly I just saying lol
my name is Kevin life is too short not to have fun
You know if you play golf and don't mined if I watch Nascar every now and then I have a question for you will you marry me ..
I'm apretty basic kind of guy.
I believe try to do the next right thing .
I believe in telling the truth because it's too hard to remember what lie you told and who you told it to
I also believe that if you're in a committed relationship you shouldn't go around humping other people .
I'm 56 and I have the ****drive of a 18 yr old man the only I know how to use it ,passionate kissing snuggling holding hands a simple kiss good -ect- a smile a wink across a crowded room little thing like that help keep the big thing manageable I'm a ****al creature if you're not then i'm probably not for you , if you just looking for a hook up girl I'll make you scream your own name .lol
I think the first date at the driving range hitting a bucket of balls maybe have a drink
Or something of that nature go somewhere that we don't dress up everybody cleans up nicely in a relationship 90% of the time you not in your sunday-go-to-meeting clothes you and your jeans or sweats your regular shorts walk around like Cinderella before we met a fairy god mother so I want to see you and want you to see me how you'll see me most of the time that makes sense
anyway my my time's up I hope you enjoy yourself and remember always keep tip your waitresses
Lol
Kevin out
Thank for taking the time to decipher this whatever you want to call it .
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afro-americană