hello ther

I Can Speak

English, Spanish

I Would Describe Myself As

hello how are you my name is caleb and can i ask u a question
what does it take for a guy like me to win a beautiful woman like u
I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday
So I drink 'em all awy, that's me
I don't decorate no trees
And I won't eat no p[otato latkes
But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze
That's just who I am
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg
Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs
WHile you're singing your holiday tune
I'm acting like the town buffoon
Whippin' out my big , white, sscary moon
And blowin' a beef your way
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me thy're just something to shoot
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'
No " 'tis the season' " feeling kind of guy
This time of year sucks so I take my nunchucks
And make sure every snowman die
Belivin' in Santa's all wrong
And Chanukah's eight nights too long
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me



Just kiddindg I am honet loyal respect ful I love kids im a drummer and abuot to be famous aks away if u want im down to ewrth

Sign

Aries

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Other

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

My Hair Is

Black

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

warehouse

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Observant, Reserved

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Cars, Computers, Movies, Music, Photography, Sports

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, Metal, New age, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Comic, Poetry, Romance

My Idea Of Fun Is

being real
take a girl on a date rub your feet cook for you

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Marriage, Committed