funny guy seeks funny lady

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Hi im a forty ish yr old man lol whos seeking my black beauty,i love going out to pubs and restaurants but also love sitting in by the fire with a cold beer !!I really enjoy watching most sports,football and horse racing are my favorite( you have to tell the truth dont you ladies ) i am seperated and have to kids which i adore,i am willing to travel but dont drive so local ladies would be my preference but you never know if the right lady likes my profile.If your still reading this profile i guess you still must be interested so why not give me a go ,i dont bite (well maybe sometimes lol ) As i say im as honest as they come you rub my back and ill rub yours its as simple as that girls xx looking forward to hearing from you xxxx DAVE

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Thick

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

SECURITY OFFICER

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Dark, Flirtatious, Reserved, Shy

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Dining, Family, Internet, Gambling, Games, Movies, Sports, Travel, Tv

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Partying, The Movies

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A LIGHT MEAL WITH A LOVELY WINE OR BEER

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

TO BE REMAIN HEALTHY AND HAPPY TOO SEE MY FAMILY GROW UP X

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Dance, Electronic, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Biography, Humor, News, Sports

My Idea Of Fun Is

ADAY OUT AT THE RACES FOLLOWED BY A NICE MEAL OR CURRY XXX

What Do You Find Attractive?

Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

GOOD LOOKS HUMOUR AND THOUGHTFULNESS

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed