Nice funny guy seeks partner :)

I Can Speak

English, French

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Butt

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Fish

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Entertainment / Media

My Job Title Is

VJ/DJ .... & Credit Controller !

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Exercising, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Whatever we decide together after discussion - the most important date we may ever make !

I've Always Wanted To Try

swimming - but I don't float !...so I've decided to stay safe lolll

I've done many of the other things I might put on a bucket list :)

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Democrat

My Goal In Life Is

to stay healthy & happy :)

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, New age, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Business, Fantasy, Health, History, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Romance, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

Anything to do with travel, music, sport

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Someone who's serious about finding a compatible partner, in this century :) - someone who's not here to waste time or to play games. I'm hoping to be found by, or to find, the right person - not just *a* person - someone who is looking for someone who's caring, kind, thoughtful, courteous and supportive - with a positive, get-up-and-go, no-time-to-waste, open, romantic, sexy, musical, upbeat, funny and witty nature - to match my own :) ... I'm no mr universe, but I eat and live healthy so I'm looking for someone who likes to live healthily too :)
Likes... My beautiful grown-up children [empty nest] & my family : exploring our planet : sports [more or less all of them - playing & watching] : healthy food : Bacardi : romance : laughter/comedy [live shows, and two & a half men, the naked truth, the big bang theory, Peter Kaye, father ted] : fantasy : sci-fi/astronomy : new technology : animals : nature : internet : movies : audio/video : tv : music [all genre/all formats - I have one of the biggest a/v collections on the planet!]
Dislikes... Dishonesty : cheating/infidelity : violence : drugs : typing out long profiles [lol]: :)
Weaknesses... I get bored easily : I'm impatient : I'm indecisive (as far as I know) : I can't say no : I'm addicted to happiness!: any excuse to travel :)
I'm a good natured, funny, low maintenance guy. By nature I'm not a materialistic person. I care little for extravagance and the admiration of others... I prize time before all other goods. I try not to be a time-waster - anyone can write, or hide behind, a profile, so please get in touch if you like what you read - with a view to meeting up face to face sooner rather than later. I'm not into protracted correspondence, as it's meeting and sparking in the real world that matters... If we are matched, you won't want to waste that precious time either - there are worlds to be explored out there - preferably not alone :)
As you can see, I'm an open book - what's the point in being pretentious here?- great life-stories and life-achievements should be shared and celebrated - not bottled up and forgotten by a dis-interested divorced ex!! Oh - and you can't take your gold or trophies with you at the end either, so look at the person - not their earning power - and enjoy the precious gift of each new day - don't waste them :)
Either way, I wish us all good fortune in our search, and good health and happiness in our lives...

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Committed